I'm new to this, how does it work, how does it WORK?! I need to jump into it with wild, reckless abandon! But wait, let me get the rubber first.. Chemistry Before Biology. But they say Physics is the most fundamental Science of all. Go figure! I give a mean, I mean, comfy rub, baby! And I'm talking those tired, sore spots. That's right, I've got the oils (actually, I prefer creams) Yes, geez, the things a guy has to do to get laid! ;)

My Ideal Person Someone who is not sitting on a pedestal, who's uninhibited though cautious and discerning (just like me, *ahem*) and definitely not discriminating.