Get ready, Intelligent woman lurks here !! I have a quick sarcastic wit. If you can not laugh at yourself, you are going to hate chatting with me ! My bisexual nature is evenly divided ! I spend approximately 95 % of my time and attention with woman and 5% of my time with men ! ( OK so I am not great at Math ) .. Now pay attention.. Do not send me photos of your boobs or assorted butt shots unless faces are showing, or they go immediately in to my High power deleting shredder !.. I enjoy seeing you in natural settings and showing your face and body attached ! Although I do not show my face in my profile, all the photos I share back with you will show my face ! Finally, try, TRY with all your might and see if you can write as though you have completed the 4th grade ! If this all sounds interesting, please write to me .If you elect to write to me, please include photos using the on site email which permits photo attachments. I DO NOT respond to just a name, or message without a photo, sexy as it may sound ..! GUARANTEED ! ! Notice: Please note: I welcome men as part of a couple but I have been inundated with single men and can not continue to reply. Please, respect my thoughts And do not write to me if you are a Single Guy !