[I][/I]My friends (both of them) say I'm an arsehole. But since I love arseholes, that's cool. I have a brain as well as an arsehole (both full of shit). When it comes to physical health, I go to gym 3 times a week and lie on the floor underneath hot dudes doing squats on my face. I dislike the bar scene and besides I've been barred from most of 'em; I do party, also take drugs. I am sexually 100% top except when you're sitting on my face telling me to eat your sugar. Only up for 1-on-1 scenes: 1 tongue up 1 hole then on to the next 1 - please take a ticket. I honestly don't think I'm kinky: not unless you think it's perverted to love a little shih tzu. BTW, I have absolutely zero interest in cocks. I know this makes me weird but I promise you I am nevertheless a filthy, disgusting homo. I may not ooh and aah over your humongous cock but I'll worship your arse and make It and You feel godlike, so powerful that even if You're straight, You'll let my nose and tongue in. Also, an "ass" is a donkey - I'm not into eating donkeys only your "arse" (doesn't "arse" sound like something filthy and nasty?..he added with a sigh)

My Ideal Person As it is written above, my Ideal Man has an Arse. It's big. I mean, it's big and beefy and fat and hairy or bubbly and smooth as a baby's butt, but, man, it's a pain in the tush wiping it. So don't. That's where I come in - nose first then tongue deep. If You think that means I like being treated like a piece of shit, yep, I sure do. That's what's giving you a boner right now.~^~

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Laura Nyro, Jacques Brel, Annie Ross, Radiohead, Glenn
Gould

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have lots of extreme fantasies. Here's one that's
not quite as nasty as the others: I ran away from home at the
age of 8, after years of being sexually abused in the most
degrading, perverted ways by my Dad who loved to get my older
brother to shit on my face - if I couldn't stop myself
puking, Dad would rub force me to lick it up. I wound up in
an orphanage in another country but when at age 18, I return
home taller, bigger and stronger than Dad. And I make him
do every sick thing he did to me: with a knife under his saggy
balls, I force him to eat my shit, drink my diarrhoea, lick
vomit from the gutters, and scavenge rotting food from
the garbage crawling with maggots. I make him pay to have "TOILET" tattooed on his
face and then pay extra to kiss the tattoo artist's
steaming turds and suck the pus out of his infected hemorrhoids.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley, a derelict public toilet

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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